Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You are six solar sweeps of age, which (as you often find yourself reminding people) translates to THIRTEEN EARTH YEARS of age. As you also find yourself reminding people, no, this is not a costume, you are actually GREY-SKINNED and YELLOW-EYED. You have been taken to this realm by two deities who you, sometimes, amuse yourself by calling PHIL and NYARLY.

What will you do? ♍